Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Nice Girls Don't Wear Cha-Cha Heels


Fuck Julie Newmarr, fuck Lee Meriwether. Eartha was THE Catwoman back in the gay (out of interest Michelle Pffifer played the best Selina Kyle, and don't let me get started on Hally Berry's abortion job). Alas Miss Kitt has been stolen from us by a cruel God *shakes fist* NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!

We at Rubbish Gays salute Eartha, a camp goddess if ever there was one. We have in our collection a thick 12" of Cha-Cha Heels-Bronski Beat feat. Eartha Kitt. This record sits in the top 10 of our Gayest Songs In The World Ever... As such we will be digging out our viynal this evensong and be sniff poppers like there's no tommorrow. It's all for you Miss Kitty Kat. *sniffs*

On a different note we should really get off our arse and do a Diva Death Watch site. Ya know they are all knocking on a bit, but are we really prepared for one of our beloved idols to kick the bucket? There was a close call last year when Dame Shirley nearly did a Mike Smith in theat helicopter. *Phew* So Close like Dina Carroll. Look out for the new blog if/when we can stop getting into K-holes.

In conclusion Eartha Kitt we will miss you *squish squish*. Though wouldn't it be fabulous if she gets cremated so she too can 'hurry up the chimney tonight'.

Amen

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

When Santa('s Cock) Got Stuck In The Chimney


Observe.

Like Our Lord baby Jesus, Rubbish Gays aren't just born we are made that way.

The pictorial representaions above may give you an insight into our Christmases past. Yes, the 80's was a very different time.

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Thursday, December 04, 2008

It's Official!! No means yes!!



An early seasonal cheery headline from the Leigh & Atherton Journal. Well done guys, like last posting dates an extra batch of GBL can sometimes be over looked. So plenty of time to stock up and 'practice' spiking fit lads drinks.

The Golden (shower) Girls


One of our freinds has just come back from Miami. Yeah innit. Not only that but he went to see Madonna 'Ooh smell her'. As we all know rubbish is as rubbish does. He left his wallet on the plane lost all his bux deluxe and bang went our chances of a new pair of Levi 501 Button fly W32 L34. Drat!

I did get you something though...

Er

See above picture.

A fridge magnet.

A FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNET!!

This ain't over by a long shot, we are emailing Shady Pines right after this post.

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