Do you remember us perving on Harry Potter? If not scroll down just a bit fun fans to catch-up. The general cut of our jib was 'It was so wrong to letch before, but now its sooo right'.
In that spirit.
Well Look Who's Legal!
Calvin from pops MOST underated Peados Paradise, the S Club Juniors nee 8!! What with Baby Spice having a baby, and Lucy Beale from Eastenders trying to pop her cherry, rubbish gays is reminded we are both ancient AND justified but time moves on. We accept this. Cher's people still haven't got back to us on if she will help us turn back time, and DON'T ask about Samantha Mumba. Sidetrack. Kissing Gate. Country Roads. Walk a crooked path. Back to the point. Yeah so we had secret lusts for Calvin back in the gay but he was 14. Now that's just wrong. We waited though, silently. We are rewarded.
Here he is! What a hot temptation! He just walked right in. He's about to star in the US version of Wild At Heart, that crap thing you never watch with him off Drop The Dead Donkey & her that used be married Les Dennis, oh and Killer Katy. It's a bit like On Safari but no Biggins. As it's a US drama don't expect to see it anytime soon. We couldn't be arsed it's just nice to Calvin again. OK maybe we will watch if he takes his top off a lot.
Over and out!