Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You
Reet well its official, gay cowboys are hot! We already knew. We said never again but here we are. Big Brother, BB, Davina likes it raw!!
Back to the cowboy, real name escapes us. This is actually our type of Rubbish Gay. He's not ashamed. He just wants to fuck.
Check out the Big Brother Cottage!! I mean what else are urinals for? PISS OFF!!
[Rubbish music on: Ministry of Sound Dance Nation CD2 - VA ]
Friday, May 12, 2006
If You Weren't Gay Before....
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Watching You, Watching Us.
Ooh Byker Ooh Byker...Byker GROVE!!
R.I.P. Another one bites the dust. First the demise of Smash Hits, now the shocking news that Byker Grove has been cancelled, has sent Rubbish Gays spinning around. What next no more 'My Parents Are Aliens'?!?!
OK Well in the spirit of the afterglow Byker Grove salute you! Nobby with your fumbling gay kiss in the cinema with your minging mate. I mean of all the lads down the Grove, I would if Nobby have chosen Marcus. Funnily enough, so did he, remember Point Break? Ho ho. Pop is vile but alive!
Andrew Hayden-Smith, the puns with his name are far to obvious. His 'straight' character had a massive eppy after his 'straight' fit older mate died joy riding. We remember him making a sad thing on the dead lads grave spelling his name (which we cant remember (curse Google) in pebbles. *sniff*. Of course Andrew is one of the new breed of Rubbish Gays, they are young, pretty and rich. Fuck them and the white pony they rode in on.
Ant & Dec, the pseudo fagettes 'Tonight I'm Free' Oh yeah PJ & Duncan. PJ I could have done without, but PJ fuck me! Talk about an Automatic High for us. Then he went blind *sniff*. With great beauty comes great tragedy. Yet it seems Ant & Dec too are Rubbish Gays, wannagays. In retrospect this pair are a simulacra, a bit like Dick & Dom but shitter names.
Byker Grove, gone yet not forgotten. May you rest in peace next to Press Gang and Children's Ward.
[Rubbish music on: High Energy - Evelyn Thomas ]
Friday, May 05, 2006
Mostly they come at night, mostly.
In our haze of K we are in the process of launching Planet K. Next stop K-Podcast!!
This is how far we have got, yes it's a playlist, but its a shit hot one!!. Rubbish gays feels out sister site Planet-K will go off on many tangents, therefore tainting this site. Hence a new site in geosynchronous orbit. Watching us, watching you.
[Rubbish music on: Dannii Minogue - So Under Pressure ]
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Dole(s) Lads Return
If you're a naff chavvy scall round Manchester chances are you have been happy snapped by Agent Dole. Hoodlum that's what they call him, rebelious you can't ignore him. Top of the rank like Pearl & Dean. Look with your (jap's) eyes not yer hands.
You jealous perverts, we know you want it click here to get sum!!!!
[Rubbish music on: Love Sensation 2006 (Hi-Tack Burning Up Club Mix) - Loleatta Holloway ]